Apr
10
Written by:
Clint Patterson
4/10/2011 1:18 PM
- Everyone here has a dog or two, but I've never heard any of them bark
- Its ok to walk down the street with a beer in your hand
- Its ok to walk down the street 3 sheets in the wind and the cops don't care (check the video link, we caught one on tape)
- There are no big buildings here, as in Tower like buildings
- People will only talk to you when they are drunk
- Everywhere you turn there is a suana
- There are no Wal-marts nor any Wal-mart like stores here
- Everyone only has a Nokia cell phone, even the little kids
- Its normal to see a mohawk and more than 3 colors in a person's hair
- The movies have assigned seats
- There is always a bar/pub within 50 yards of you as long as you are in the city
- Its ok to have a nudity on regular TV
- They sell alcoholic beverages on Sunday
- You don't have to tip the waitresses
- None of the bread is soft here
- The coach can be on the field without being penalized
- There are no bugs here (probably due to the cold winter)
- You have to take your shoes off if you are inside of someone's house and it doesn't matter how long you are staying
- There are more blondes than brunettes
- The stoplights are on the side, not in front of you
- Its normal to see a business person riding a bike to work
- The sun is out almost all day
- They put dip in the upper lip
- People don't operate on the same time as we do, so it doesn't matter if you stick to a schedule or not